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Sam and Life
A blog about Sam - and life. Also visit jackieandlife.blogspot.com, vickieandlife.blogspot.com and pipandlife.blogspot.com
Thursday, 30 December 2010
Tuesday, 30 November 2010
Friday, 26 November 2010
Wednesday, 24 November 2010
Sue your face
A: Don't even think about it.
B: I wasn't....
A: Then I'd sue your face for slander.
Terry pratchett, colour of magic
B: I wasn't....
A: Then I'd sue your face for slander.
Terry pratchett, colour of magic
Sunday, 21 November 2010
Thursday, 18 November 2010
Xmas list
PM102L Universal Projector Mount - £29.99
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=370449662256&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT#ht_2228wt_991
BOUGHT BY MUM
Bought by me
5m kettle lead- £4.49
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/5M-PC-LCD-TV-Monitor-IEC-Kettle-Power-Cable-Plug-UK-/260694753940?pt=UK_Computing_CablesConnectors_RL&hash=item3cb29e4294#ht_2518wt_1141
Bought by me
Bought by me
BOUGHT BY MUM
Sunrise alarm clock - £?
Sims 3 for xbox 360 -£27.99 gamestation
more to follow
Tuesday, 16 November 2010
Sunday, 3 October 2010
6 months and counting!
(Photo of the smoke free bra by Triumph International - apparently emits a fragrance alleged to remove the desire to smoke.)
Saturday, 4 September 2010
Sunday, 29 August 2010
Not again...
And it happens again.
Jackie: Would you like a drink?Sam: Yes please, tea.
Jackie: It won't be Jif.
Sam: Err, that's good unless you are trying to kill me.
Jackie: What? It won't be that lemon tea you like.
Sam: That's LIFT. Jif is cleaning fluid.
D'Oh
Wednesday, 18 August 2010
Friday, 13 August 2010
Wing mirror
Some fool busted my wing mirror today. Thank you NOBHEAD.
On the plus side, I located a dodgy resprayed one in Rugby which I drove to collect and negotiated the price down on - ended up costing £25. Fitted it myself in 20 mins - broke one door panel clip but hey ho I don't care.
Toyota dealer price: Mirror £98 + VAT; Fitting £50 + VAT. Saving: £150
And it's ready for my MOT Monday :-)
On the plus side, I located a dodgy resprayed one in Rugby which I drove to collect and negotiated the price down on - ended up costing £25. Fitted it myself in 20 mins - broke one door panel clip but hey ho I don't care.
Toyota dealer price: Mirror £98 + VAT; Fitting £50 + VAT. Saving: £150
And it's ready for my MOT Monday :-)
Saturday, 31 July 2010
Saturday, 12 June 2010
Thursday, 10 June 2010
Monday, 31 May 2010
Tuesday, 25 May 2010
Mandurah WA
From Wikipedia
"Mandurah has become a popular lifestyle alternative for Perth retirees "
"A housing affordability survey of 227 cities in 2008 ranked it the least affordable city in Australia."
http://www.news.com.au/business/oz-homes-the-least-affordable/story-e6frfm1i-1111115360545
"Mandurah's climate is remarkable for producing one of the highest densities of tornadoes in the world [1]"
OMG !!!
"Mandurah has become a popular lifestyle alternative for Perth retirees "
"A housing affordability survey of 227 cities in 2008 ranked it the least affordable city in Australia."
http://www.news.com.au/business/oz-homes-the-least-affordable/story-e6frfm1i-1111115360545
"Mandurah's climate is remarkable for producing one of the highest densities of tornadoes in the world [1]"
OMG !!!
Saturday, 22 May 2010
Thursday, 20 May 2010
Tuesday, 18 May 2010
Sunday, 16 May 2010
Saturday, 15 May 2010
Citroen Saxo Man
You know when hes coming, you can tell from the sound
Of his homemade front bumper rubbing along the ground
Thats if you havent been deafened by his crazy loud bass
From the speakers he stole from his grandmas place
Hes got some window tinting film that was really cheap
So his windows look - a little bubbled and creased
Hes sprayed his bonnet black although his car is bright blue
Cos his mate Lee told him that was the cool thing to do
Citroen Saxo Man,
Its hard to believe his car mods were planned
Hes taken the old sideskirts from a Renault Megane
And fixed them to his car using only bare hands
Citroen Saxo dude,
Hes got some crazy weird lights on the front bumper too
And wing mirrors from a Beemer that are stuck on with glue
His exhausts are so loud, youll hear them rattling
Cos he made them using B&Q guttering
He wanted to get alloys, yeah some 22s
But he decided wrapping foil round his hubcaps would do
Hes got a magic tree and some furry dice too
In fact so much shit on his dashboard the road isnt in view
The spoiler is crafted from some old 2 by 4
It looks cool but he cant fit through carwashes any more
Citroen Saxo Man,
Only he believes his car looks great
He used too much tint spray on his lights by mistake
So now its anyones guess when hes hitting the brakes
Citroen Saxo Dude, Hes lowered his suspension by a mil or 10
Hes written turbo on the side using a marker pen
Wednesday, 17 February 2010
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs
it's just possible you haven’t grasped the situation
Thursday, 21 January 2010
Saturday, 16 January 2010
Thursday, 14 January 2010
Wednesday, 6 January 2010
Saturday, 2 January 2010
Friday, 1 January 2010
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