Sunday, 29 August 2010

Not again...

And it happens again.
Jackie:  Would you like a drink?
Sam:  Yes please, tea.
Jackie:  It won't be Jif.
Sam:  Err, that's good unless you are trying to kill me.
Jackie:  What? It won't be that lemon tea you like.
Sam: That's LIFT. Jif is cleaning fluid.
D'Oh

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