Not again...

And it happens again.

Jackie:  Would you like a drink?
Sam:  Yes please, tea.
Jackie:  It won't be Jif.
Sam:  Err, that's good unless you are trying to kill me.
Jackie:  What? It won't be that lemon tea you like.
Sam: That's LIFT. Jif is cleaning fluid.

D'Oh

“A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.”  Herm Albright quotes (1876 - 1944)

Wing mirror

Some fool busted my wing mirror today. Thank you NOBHEAD.
On the plus side, I located a dodgy resprayed one in Rugby which I drove to collect and negotiated the price down on - ended up costing £25. Fitted it myself in 20 mins - broke one door panel clip but hey ho I don't care.
Toyota dealer price: Mirror £98 + VAT; Fitting £50 + VAT. Saving: £150
And it's ready for my MOT Monday :-)